Quotes
I have a headache, a badge and a gun... Behave.
Dutch
John: Well this just got creepy. What do you think? Workers chopping and running or serial killer with an ear fetish?
Dutch: Either way, why hasn't Martell reported them missing?
Dutch: Where is the target?
John: On Leith, during Harvest Fest. So we grab Vincent, make some joy, blow it all on pumpkin beer and grackle... all while we soak up the sun. Did I mention that we're going to be going undercover? You love undercover.
He hasn't threatened to kill me lately so I guess I’m ahead.
Chad
Oh come on, Abby. You got one last time with a guy who can actually finish sentences and anything else he starts.
Chad
I'd just be passing on some news that came to me in the course of the Salem PD's routine lifetime surveillance of all things DiMera.
Hope
I see exactly where you are. You're having an affair with Lucas Horton and you expect me to stand around and watch. Well, wrong guy.
Justin
I don't want to talk anymore about my psychopathic nephew, not on the day that the psychopathic mother of my great-grandson is moving into my house.
Victor
Theresa: Maggie, that hand to hand combat thing? You're not so bad at it yourself.
Maggie: I just think it's easier for people to get along when the rules are clear.
It's not just her. Pretty soon you may be dealing with her whole family. That imbecilic mother, the slatternly sister. My god, it's like living in an episode of Honey Boo Boo.
Victor
Just because this isn't what I pictured, that doesn't mean I fold. I love you and I will show up and we will figure this out. I promise you there is not going to be a day where that child does not feel wanted or loved by me.
Andy
Barbie: You okay?
Julia: What happened?
Barbie: I found Ben's body. His neck was bruised just like yours. He said he saw Melanie in the alternate reality.