Quotes
If you say "bean leaves" one more time I'm going to punch you in the f*ck hole.
Leanne
Piper: Someone's grandma douches with disinfectant?
Cindy: Man, this was the pill before there was a pill. It's cheaper than condoms, and make your coochie crack smell like lemon fresh.
I owe my younger self 23 years of wild sex with multiple partners, but I'll settle for my name back.
Red
We will probably never be rich...and we'll most likely live in a place that's not that big, but we'll work hard and we'll love each other...and we'll find so much happiness we won't even know what to do with it. We'll share it with our kid. Our kids. Will you marry me?
Bennett
Lorna: How does that work, with you being a lady-man and all? Do you and his mother both celebrate the day?
Sophia: You really wanna be callin' me a lady-man when I got a fistful of your hair in my hand?
Lorna: Oh, I just thought it sounded nice. I don't know from these things. That's why I'm askin' questions.
Are you kidding me? Carol is spending the day with her un-imprisoned children.
Piper
Cindy: I don't like mamas, neither, for that matter. Mine thinks I'm sh*t.
Taystee: Well f*ck her. I'm done with mamas. and stand-ins for mamas. I am parent free, and proud.
Oh my god, this is such a metaphor for their lives.
Soso
Maybe you should stop punishing yourself. I mean, what does a good mother do? A good mother does what's best for her children. And maybe what was best for your children was wipin' 'em out before they had to lead miserable f*cking lives.
Big Boo
JJ: Daniel, please. You are my last chance.
Daniel: Your last chance was a long time ago.
So did you have somebody watching me or do you have cameras in my bedroom and do you have any notes on my performance?
Chad
I do feel closer to Hannibal here. God only knows where I'd be without him.
Will