Quotes
Hodiak: What about Baldilocks next door?
Shafe: Howard? I thought you liked him?
Hodiak: I do think old cranks are funny, but if he wrote something nasty on your garage door, I got an axe handle in my trunk.
Karn: You broke me.
Manson: You were already broken, Ken. I just pulled you out of your shell. I saved you.
No, I said I'd bundle $250,000 because you said you'd donate 50 grand. Now, were you lying to me, or Ronnie Regan, and Nancy will eat your eggs for brunch.
Karn
You're armed. You should come get it. You have a 20% chance of getting it that way, or you can run. Then you got a 100% chance that I'm gonna shoot you, so...what's it gonna be, Marvin? Come on, I don't have all day. Chop-chop.
Hodiak
C'mon, it's tiramisu. It's made with brandy and it's the only time I can have liquor and it's legal.
Grant
Gabe: Let me see your phone.
Kyle: No, no...
Gabe: C'mon, c'mon. Tinder profile.
Kyle: No, no, no, no way.
Gabe: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kyle: No, give it.
Gabe: C'mon, are you kidding me? Handsome widowed cop? You're gonna have a ping before the dumplings cool.
I want a clear before and after.
Aria
I'm sorry if I was rude to you at church.
Alison
It was nice seeing a familiar face.
Lorenzo
No Charles Dilaurentis in this family.
Chuck
David: I texted back "Call me" and she texted back "O-M-G G-T-H."
Elizabeth: *confused look*
David: "Go to hell." I know. I wouldn't say it's so much of an age difference is the big problem, it's more like an entire cultural revolution.
Elizabeth: How did you even know what it was?
David: Looked it up.
Taylor, my best friend was really hurting and she and I did something that we used to do whenever life got messed up, okay? It's a leftover from a long time ago when everything was different for the both of us. But you gotta believe me, hurting you was the last thing I ever wanted to do.
Max