Quotes
Oscar: Felix do you even have a mitt?
Felix: I have an oven mitt.
Sheldon: Won't that void the warranty?
Howard: Sheldon, I have a masters degree in engineering. I wipe my bottom with warranties. Except for Apple Care. That pays for itself in the long run.
All I see is a black screen. And my own reflection. I look sad.
Sheldon
Penny: Think we'll have time to visit your mom while we're there?
Leonard: Yes. We'll also have time to put my junk in a garlic press, but I'm not doing that either.
Sheldon: Aren't you afraid of being blinded?
Leonard: How would I be blinded?
Sheldon: At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye.
This is all really new to me, but I do know that I've never felt this way about anybody before.
Will
I'm not gonna turn into Jade. I'm not gonna throw you away. I don't want to do this without you. I can't.
Layla
Juliette: What if I become irrelevant at 25?
Avery: That's not possible. You will always be the unforgettable Juliette Barnes.
You're my dad. My only dad. Being at mom's just doesn't feel like home anymore.
Daphne
Avery: I am trying to meet you halfway, but you can't even see that because you're so wrapped up in yourself.
Juliette: What are you talking about?
Avery: You picked a fight with a complete stranger because you didn't get a chance to sing.
Juliette: She was so out of line.
Avery: No, Juliette. You were. And it scares me that you don't know that. Tonight was about music in schools, not a Juliette Barnes comeback. Honestly, what the hell is wrong with you?
You know what, honey? You can waltz around in your little country barbie jacket and hold onto Luke Wheeler's hand like he's some golden ticket, but don't think for a second that everyone doesn't see right through you. You could've spent a million dollars tonight, and it wouldn't distract anyone from the fact that this is Nashville, and you don't belong here.
Juliette
We'll just tie up the bonny lad. Could be fun.
Rowena