Oh yeah 'cause you know him so well, shut your faaaaaace.

Stewie

Sally: I'm so tired of people asking me what I want to do.
Don: Well, if you're lucky enough to think of it, you should write it down, 'cause when you get older, you're gonna forget.

Brian: Well I don't know if I'd label myself a drinker. I know I like a cold beer after I mow the lawn.
Peter: There were three lies in that sentence.

You know sometimes I'm so focused on the fight I don't see what's right in front of me. I should've seen that you were hurting too. I mean, yeah, I'm pissed, but you're not going to lose me. We're a team. We're going to get through this because that's what we do. Nice suit.

Emily

I'm terrified that everything is about to come undone because of me, and trust me, Ems, that is my nightmare because this has been the best part of my life. It's why I held on to that stuff. It's my infinity box. And it's why I still call you Ems when the rest of the world knows your real name. I hate that I failed you. I don't want to lose you.

Nolan

Joan: I thought about it and I'm sending my son away.
Richard: What?
Joan: No, I thought about what you said and I like you, too. And if I have to choose between you and my son, I choose you.
Richard: That's not what I said.
Joan: That's exactly what you said.
Richard: Well, I thought about it and I want to be a part of your life and your little boy, too.
Joan: I live with my mother and I've been divorced. Twice.
Richard: I'm buying some property in New York. Where do you live?
Joan: Twelfth Street.
Richard: OK. I'm not going to buy property down there [laughs], but I'm going to get a place in a nice neighborhood by the park and you're going to visit. All of you.

Rev. Lewis: Mercy. If you have any humanity left in you, return to me what is most vital.
Mercy: You'll be reunited with the shriveled remnants of your manhood when you've fulfilled errand I demand! And now I need you to strike the first blow against dear Mary Sibley.

Mary: No, it is you who are at risk. You operate her under my approval, yet they call you necromancer and speak of corpse bothering.
Wainwright: I doubt very much anything bothers a corpse.
Mary: Do not jest doctor. We hang men for such things in Salem.
Wainwright: It seems there's little you don't hang men for. Or women.

Wainwright: So tell me, how did it feel to be completely in another's control over your very life, your very soul?
Mary: I know such a feeling and this was not it.

Wainwright: Very advanced words for a stern Puritan mistress like yourself. I would have thought you'd consider the body a constant source of pain, temptation to hell. Like your husband.
Mary: My husband is entirely correct. Life with him has been both a pain and a constant temptation to hell, but I'm not convinced God intended it so.

Your life as you know it may be over. Do you want your legacy and legend to die as well?

Mary

Hawthorne: A gracious host, even in defeat.
Mary: I honor the council's decision. Congratulations Magistrate Hawthorne.
Hawthorne: Shall we dispense with the pleasantries It is my full intent to shake Salem from the grip of mayhem brought on by you.
Mary: By all means. But take care, even a Magistrate has his place.
Hawthorne: As has a woman. I suggest you start tending to some duties more suited to your gender. What is it, Mary, that gives you such brash confidence to reach so far beyond your station? You are the Delilah in our midst.
Mary: A strong woman is not more to fear than a strong man.