Quotes
I knew Gold couldn't keep the dragon on her leash for long.
Regina
Homer: Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.
Moe: Father of the year, pal, father of the year.
Bart: I saved you.
Lisa: But you pushed me!
Bart: Duh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
Lisa: I was pretending, and it worked!
Bart: You know kid, with your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!
Lisa: What are Barts?
Bart: You're the smart one, you figure it out.
Maude: My bladder's going to burst.
Ned: Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.
Marge: What are we going to do?
Homer: It's not so bad sweety, I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy.
Lisa: Remember when Apu let dad have the expired hot dog?
Homer: Just once and I'm still taking medication for it.
Ian: And this would be...?
Claire: The trollop. Otherwise known as Claire Fraser.
Jenny, will you please turn around while I try to get out before my cock snaps off?!
Jamie
I had no real idea, of course, but I thought being buggered would be less painful and be over quicker, most likely. And he said I'd be set free the same day, so, so I considered it. But I could still feel my father's kiss on my cheek and thought what he would think of me, not the buggery, he'd not give that a thought nor cared, but for giving in, for letting that man break me. So I couldn't do it.
Jamie
Jamie: I'm laird and you are my lady. We should conduct ourselves as such.
Claire: I'm not the meek and obedient type.
I know it's not your fault, or mine either. There's a devil in that man that no one can influence. The only one responsible for putting father in his grave is Jack Randall.
Jamie