Quotes
I'm sorry you didn't get in and I'm even more sorry that I hooked up with a guy you're clearly obsessed with, but if you're looking for a catty and superficial girl I think you should try looking in the mirror.
Royce
A pregnant, Indian-American woman starting her own business. I'm hoping that they do a documentary series about me.
Mindy
I've never felt this guilty before and I'm the one that told DiBlasio not to care what the po-po think.
Tamra
Of course, I will have to pay this in installments, but if it's good enough for the Puerto Rican guy at the couch store, it's good enough for you.
Lou
Mindy: What is to become of me? My modeling days are over.
Morgan: You've got nice feet.You could pose these on some foot fetish websites.
Mindy: Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Yeah. Do you even know what my job is? I mean, I definitely know it, I just want to hear someone else say it.
Beverly
Your womb is a national treasure. If you could just tweet about my clinic.
Mindy
Louis: You're not taking Mitch.
Mitch: They doubled my salary.
Louis and Jessica: OK, goodbye Mitch.
Louis: I guess this isn't the country club night you were expecting.
Jessica: Are you kidding? We stuck it to a rich guy. It's just like Caddy Shack.
Louis: You better watch out because Scarface and Miller's Crossing are coming at you.
Restaurant Owner: Is that what you guys call each other? There's nothing I hate more than a couple of cinephiles.
Which one says I'm rich enough to be invited but not rich enough that you can ask me to donate money?
Jessica
See, my perfect social memory strikes again.
Connor