Quotes
You can be authentic when you get your own column. In the meantime, bullshit. [and sing it with jazz hands]
Jo
Abby: That is terrifying and racist all at the same time. That's impressive.
Jo: I try my best.
Travis: That thing's on you like a bear trap. Is there at least a zipper so you can go to the bathroom?
Andy: I don't have to go anymore...
Travis: What?
Andy: What?
You're dressed up. Are you going out? May I come?
Ellie
Laurie: Today baby Bobby turns 6 weeks old!
Travis: And 6 weeks after childbirth means Laurie and I can finally... officially... get it on.
Ellie: Ugh.
Andy: Bleh.
Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet
Grayson
There are so many amazing adventures ahead of you and I don't want you to miss out on a single one because of me.
Ezra
Mona's body might actually be in there. It's bad enough she's gone, but if she went like this...
Hanna
Emily: I can't believe you told Ezra and lived to talk about it.
Aria: I know! I wasted so much energy worrying about how he was going to react that I could've been worrying about all the other things I have to worry about.
Once bitten, very, very bloody shy.
Lisa Vanderpump
Lisa Vanderpump's closet is off the hook with like altars to purses.
Eileen Davidson
This bitch is easy to deal with unlike some of the others in my life.
Lisa Vanderpump