Quotes
Clyde: Did you mean to say you are a crazy country?
Marty: That's auto correct. But the word's still there. If she read it out loud, she'll get it.
Soo, maybe not just father issues?
Beverly
My type is smart, beautiful, slightly damaged. Know anyone like that?
Helen
Ah, Judge Miller. Your reputation precedes you. I would say it's a pleasure but my mother taught me never to lie.
Nolan
Marty: When are you going to rape and pillage my company?
Denna: I'd rather stick to raping and pillaging you.
Marty: Boo, don't threaten me with a good time.
That's the best thing to happen to rubber since tires!
Matt
Clyde: You know when Mommy and Daddy fight, it hurts me in my no no place.
Doug: Your dick!
She always looks like she smelled it.
Carol
When baby goes poopie, we're supposed to make a big fuss.
Marty
Helen: Do you ever get high?
Carol: Once in a while!
Calm down, it's not like there's a dick in it!
Matt
Emily: Jack tends to keep things inside.
Ben: I'm getting worried. What happens when he runs out of space in there?