Quotes
What I need is a $6 blowjob. A smarter move I cannot imagine.
Dewey
I used to make fun of them, but now I get goth kids. Life is pain. Pain is life. The Cure rules!
Andy
Ellie: We've been robbed!
Jules: Dun dun dun... I don't know why I did that.
OK, sweetie, I just stood up and took a giant crap and this is what came out. She hates me.
Jo
Jo: Oh OK. So I may be a dick. But I'm your dick.
Abby: I don't know what that means.
Jo: It means I miss the hell out of you. I'm still here.
Ford: You're the one who flipped out and left because you can't handle the idea of flirting.
Max: I'm sorry that I don't want to flirt with some random guy.
Ford: I was trying to be adventurous.
Hey, I may be a mess, but I know who I am. I don't go around worrying about walk and ride or talk and ride or look and ride or any of that crap, but look at you. You played it safe, right? And your life is in the shitter!
Jo
Iris: Why wasn't I there? Because no one told me about it, that's why. In case you haven't noticed people around here don't know that I exist.
Daphne: That's not true.
Iris: Yeah it is, even you do it. When I tried to volunteer for tug of war you acted like I wasn't there. I thought roommates were supposed to look out for each other.
Daphne: I'm sorry, I didn't realize.
Iris: It doesn't matter. The truth is, I'm not really one of you. I'm just the dumb hearing girl who no one wants to slow down enough to talk too.
Abby: I know this sounds like a cliche, but do you sometimes feel like you could just get into a way back machine
Jo: Constantly.
[to Charlie] You can tell your little friend Chad he's a big asshole. You want a beer?
Jo
So, does the boss make you dress like the Artful Dodger or is this a choice?
Jo
Look Regina, you don't have to give away Angelo's things right now. If you're not ready, you're not ready.
Kathryn