[to Charlie] You can tell your little friend Chad he's a big asshole. You want a beer?

Jo

So, does the boss make you dress like the Artful Dodger or is this a choice?

Jo

Look Regina, you don't have to give away Angelo's things right now. If you're not ready, you're not ready.

Kathryn

There's a Hello Kitty convention in town, we can get matching tattoos.

Iris

Toby: I was way to hard on you at the orientation.
Daphne: It's alright; actually I'm glad you yelled some sense into me and I'm really glad I didn't go away to school.

Aria: I spent a whole day running on a hamster wheel for you.
Hanna: Well I faced her, for all of us!

I don't know if I'm ready to feel brand new.

Emily

I've got some bolt cutters in my car. [Caleb stares] I like to be prepared.

Spencer

Well I love brick and ivy! And wool peacoats! I don't even wanna go to these schools, I just applied to them because they're far away from here.

Spencer

Ok so obviously ghosts don't have fingers.

Hanna

Wait are you mad that I bailed? Or that I walked in on your wild college weekend?

Hanna [to Ashley]

Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.