Quotes
Student 1: The main character is a girl with a lot of tattoos named Anna.
Student 2: Who needs to eat every 2 hours or she passes out.
Nobody's moving to Iowa, ever. But I'm so happy for you.
Marnie
I mean a lot of people think I'm 19. I get carded all the time and no one think I'm legal, like in the bedroom.
Hannah
Mabel: You stayed to run the family company. That's a good reason.
Jacob: It's an excuse.
I mean, two thumbs the fuck up.
Hannah
King Richard: Gareth, I know you’re not a hugger. But if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.
Gareth: Xanax?
Chef: So much Xanax.
Galavant: No. You’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you… might already be dead.
Isabella: What are you going to do?
Galavant: What else? Save the day.
Xanax can help anything.
Xanax
Look around. I live in a castle. And you know what I’ve learned about myself? I really like stuff. I mean, why would I give all this up to get fat and pregnant and grow my own food?
Madalena
Gareth: There should be a standardized system, based on the rotation of the earth, in relation to its position to the sun and the moon.
King Richard: You sound like a witch.
Can’t we just have a normal adventure?
Galavant
Sid: You know someone should come up with something around the crotch that would just go zip. You could do your business and be done with it.
Galavant: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.