Jane: "Back on? What are you like 14 years old?"
Rafael: "Will you just indulge my 14 year old self, please?"

Well I can't say I'm surprised. You [Lemon] do love your fake relationships.

Annabeth

Wade: I know it's not fair, but you wrecked by heart, Zoe, and I can't do this again.
Zoe: What if I promise that I won't hurt you?
Wade: I guess... I don't trust that you know how to stop yourself.

Wade: What's going on here?
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you.
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first.
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.

Guess who rented a weekend house in town... Moi! And if you think it's because I realized I'm in love with you and want you back, you're right.

Shelby

This is not how it went down for John Cusack.

Zoe

Can we conquer tomorrow? I have two more seasons of The L Word to watch. It has been quite educational.

Crickett

Bob: Gene, what are you wearing?
Gene: Trash fashion. I call it, "trash-ion."

It's all interesting! Each pile tells a story. For example, last night Rena had chicken. The end!

Gene

Tina: Troop 119 shaped me into the woman I am!
Gene: I thought your underwear did that.

That's my stage name...Cookie Secrets!

Gene

Hey, Tina, we're gonna go find shells and make me a shell bikini. Wanna come?

Gene