Quotes
Jenny: I'm here because Troop 119 has a mole!
Tina: I thought Katie just had a beauty mark.
It's middle aged mom Barbie!
Gene
Maggie: Have you had a lot of long distance relationships?
Jim: Yes.
Maggie: Have any of them worked?
Jim: No.
Maggie: Then why is this different?
Jim: I wasn't in love with them.
His religion was decency and he spent a lifetime fighting its enemies.
Will
Mac: I don't think he's interested in what I think of him.
Charlie: That may be the only thing he's interested in.
OK, should we go bury him or do you guys feel like you did that already?
Will
There was a time when journalism wasn't a career, it was a calling.
Mac
Will: Do we know if it's a boy or a girl?
Mac: Yup. There's a good chance it's going to be one of those two.
Being a father. It lives up to the hype.
Charlie
Charlie: Have you ever thought about having kids?
Will: Are we adopting?
Charlie: Adopting, abducting, meeting someone, getting married. Whatever it takes.
Neal: I'm just trying to protect the integrity of the website.
Will: It's a website. It doesn't have integrity.
As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.
Jane