Quotes
Carrie: She walked out on us. What kind of person does that?
Maggie: Well. You.
Somebody jacked Santa's ride.
Santa
Architecture is just art we live in. Why doesn't anybody get that?
Jacob
Cassandra: Mrs. Clause is real?!
Jenkins: Oh, shiny balls, yes!
Christmas is cancelled.
Jenkins
(to Clyde) Why don't you save your hayseed hack for the suckers that buy it.
Victor
I am not obsessing. I simply asked for a person's name and I got 20 minutes of Dr. Phil.
Nicole
She is a, what's the technical term? Whack job.
Brady
Theresa: Brady looked at me like he hated me.
Anne: He does hate you but not because you were mean to the new nurse but because you bashed his father's head in with a fireplace poker and let Brady think he did it.
Theresa: Oh my God are we ever going to move on from that!
Go to the gym. Beat up on a heavy bag but not yourself.
Serena
You've been screwed to the wall twice by some world class bitches and you think you're just suppose to forgive and forget like Francis of Assisi or something.
Serena
Marlena: Why do you care who Eric is with? Whether it's a friend or somebody who's more than a friend because the two of you are done.
Nicole: Well thank you for the reminder, only next time can you try to keep the glee out of your voice.