Maybe you couldn't think straight with the music being so loud. Sit down.

Antonio

How surprised should we be? I mean he's basically a hyperactive toddler who just wants to play all the time.

Alex

I wanna hear your point but right now this magic juice is gonna help mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar.

Claire

Sarah: Do you love me?
Tammy: Yes
Sarah: Then tell her about me.

Platt: Congratulations. You're on gun buy-back duty at the grocery store over on Ash.
Sean: What does that entail?
Platt: People turn in guns, you give them a grocery gift card. No questions asked. And bring your galoshes. You're going to get soaked in that parking lot.

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke

Well that's attractive. You look like a puppy with a slipper.

Mitchell [to Cam]

Gloria: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
Jay: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.

Did my parents know that we were, what we were doing? They didn't fire you? So they were cool with what we were doing? They never tried to stop it? Did they discuss it with you? I have a right to know the answers to these questions.

Josh

Who would put a spatula with a can opener? That's a lunatic! You're a lunatic! Mommies need to be with their babies Dre!

Rainbow

It is better to live a life of infamy, than a life of obscurity.

Holden

I think you're superb, I really do.

Rollins