I’ve hit some very low points today, but I’m not about to pee through a paper penis in public.

Caroline

Andrew: I know this sounds weird, but I know exactly how you feel.
Josh: Oh yeah? Spend a lot of time naked in a cage?

You either just did a piss poor job of explaining it to these people or you recruited a bunch of psychopaths.

Josh

Caroline: Max, we haven't been so busy since someone spray painted "free sex stuff" on the wall outside.
Max: And you said I'm not good at marketing

Marshall, Blauman saved you from a lifetime of looking at Sugar Ray every time we do it on your birthday.

Lily

I believe in the right to believe. That's what this means. We all make our own choices, but we can't make good decisions unless we're exposed to everything, can we.

Fuentes

He's tough to dislike; even though you need to take a cold shower.

Hodgins

You nurture me. You protect me. You are my home. If I were to damage that by a meaningless dalliance, it would be like killing myself -- something I would never do.

Brennan

Nothing more romantic than a man who can handle himself in a kitchen.

Brennan

Brennan: Why are you smiling at me?
Fuentes: You and I. I sense tension. I think soon we'll make love.

I hope I am not a threat to you. I only wish to excel to make you look better than you already do.

Fuentes

The Mother: What are you doing?
Ted: Remembering this.