I cast curses to hurt other people not myself.

Regina

I don't care if the lollipop guild is protecting her, I can lower that shield on my own.

Regina

Regina: I think we know exactly who's taking up residence in our castle. The Wicked Witch.
Grumpy: Are we talking east or west?

Snow: You're thinking about Henry aren't you.
Regina: I'm always thinking about Henry.

Simpson, I won't forget this. From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys.

Nelson

Dolph: I'm going to kiss the ground.
Kearney: Loser, you're gay for the ground.
Dolph: Well, you're gay for homophobia.
Kearney: Wow, you just made me gay for tolerance.

Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?

Homer

My lifestyle is my retirement plan.

Homer

Oh, and by they way, you should look into an anti-Semitic furry bear in Times Square.

Elsbeth

Hey, we've all got a past that could hurt us. Don't let yours hurt you.

Will

Alicia: Mr. Hayden, you got out of your taxi.
Clarke: Yes, I decided to walk. It was only 15 blocks.

Alicia: Hey! You got top billing!
Will: I'm an impressive person.
Alicia: I never doubted it for a minute.