Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.

Jase

The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.

Kay

You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.

Kay

Cara: John can take care of himself.
Stephen: You willing to bet his life on that?

Even Mother Nature can brain fart.

Russell

John: He’s a hero.
Marla: Just like his father.

This place is falling apart without John.

Stephen

Hillary: It’s under “H,” for hit man.
Stephen: Let me grab my “P” for pants.

You have a family to protect. I have a species.

Cara

Whoa, you think Mother Nature created a Tomorrow Person 2.0? A-Day-After-Tomorrow Person

Russell

I’m your mother, I protect you.

Marla

No, I don't want tea, I want you to talk. If anybody understands how complicated your relationship was with Lamar it's me, OK, I was there.

Deacon