Quotes
I happen to like my old sadistic self?
Damon
So Elena breaks up with you and your first instinct is to go on a killing spree. Could you be any more predictable?
Stefan [to Damon]
One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.
Wilie
Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.
Jep
Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.
Jessica
I love bringing old things back to life.
Kay
Hey, I'm a math man.
Si
Just because I don’t eat as many, doesn’t mean I don’t know how to cook better.
Jase
I don’t need baskets. That’s what women do.
Jase
I've been acting different? What's up, kettle?
Luca
Respect or obey, Cara?
John
Go to hell, Jed.
Marla