Quotes
You do whatever it takes to save her life. If she needs new organs, I'll buy any dog necessary and scrap them for parts!
Raj
Guess if you can guess this one? Bang! Splat! Thud.
Amy
Leonard: In fact, if you want, we can do it right here on Sheldon's spot.
Penny: That is the least sexy thing anyone's ever said to me.
I'm prepared to say I love it, as soon as I confirm there are no hobos aboard.
Sheldon
Amy: An evening looking at the stars, that's still kind of romantic.
Raj: Except I'll be alone.
Amy: I'm trying to put lipstick on a pig here. Work with me.
Sheldon: Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing at dinner on the train?
Howard: I'm sorry, what?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm afraid if we wear the same pocket watch, it will be embarrassing.
Howard: I don't own a pocket watch.
Sheldon: Oh, my.
Leonard: Plus, I'm not sure it's a great idea to take Penny to where wine comes from. [chuckles] What? It's a joke. Oh, come on. We bust on each other. I wear dorky glasses, you might have a problem -- it's all for laughs.
Penny: That would really piss me off if I didn't have a buzz going on.
Amy: I'm sorry, but "Gollum" and "Flakey" are not acceptable.
Sheldon: Well, you don't like "Princess Corncob," you don't like "Fester" -- you're just impossible to please.
Have you ever considered if I were the Dauphin when you came to court, instead of my brother. If you came with your heart open, ready to love me.
Bash
Catherine: Hello old friend. Too bad you didn't see this one coming.
Nostradamus: Somehow I never see anything coming that could help me.
When the ax falls on your neck, I will be there. With Bash. The next king of France.
Mary
Off with you child. You've killed me enough for one day.
Catherine