Quotes
Ron: Next time remind me to get shot in the head!
Archer: Ron, next time get shot in the head.
Malory: Who uses Metric?
Lana: Every single country on the planet except for us, Liberia and Burma!
Archer: Really - cause you never think of those two as having their shit together.
J.T.: Well, it looks like we're back where we started again. Just you and me, buddy.
Vincent: You are not living here.
Gabe: You want to be alone.
Cat: No. I want to be with you.
That's fine. You save J.T.; we'll save you.
Cat
All I know is that when we're together, there's something about your
Vincent
power that... It doesn't just amplify mine, OK, it affects everything -- The way I think, the way I feel.
Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.
Barney
If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like winning and losing when you talk about our marriage? It's not like it will happen all at once, but if you keep acting this way, little by little, you're gonna lose me.
Lily
There is always a strip club.
Barney
You know what's weird Stella? Not seeing Star Wars until you're 30.
Ted
Bay: So you'll cheat on me, but not on her?
Emmett: I apologized a thousand times for what happened with Simone. But you keep throwing it back at me.
Bay: I do not.
Emmett: Yeah, you do. And that's why we can never get back together again.
Angelo: I know guys like West. To him, you're just another piece of ass.
Regina: Do you know insulting that is? Do you even hear yourself? You're just jealous because he can give me what you can't. The money to fix your mistakes.