Quotes
First date Fiona? The girl who puts out waitin in line at the drive thru?
Kevin
I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember.
Debbie
Fiona: Hey Carl you got any Bears stuff I could wear to the game today? Like a hat or jersey or something?
Carl: I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt but it might have some blood on it.
Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.
Shoshanna
I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.
Hannah
No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.
Hannah
This rocking chair is so pointy, it’s not giving me any room to express myself.
Hannah
Marnie: Since when is Jessa even a drug addict?
Hannah: She’s really just a life addict.
I’m really really not hungry so I guess just order me a short stack of pancakes and some turkey bacon, but I guess if they don’t have turkey bacon get me regular bacon. And a milkshake.
Hannah
I just think that women get stuck in a vortex of guilt and jealous with each other that keeps them from seeing situation’s clearly.
Adam
My friend Rachel is fully addicted to blueberry redbull and she always tells me she hasn’t had one and she tells like with a blue tongue.
Shoshanna
Wowwww, when was the last time an addict lied?
Adam