Rose, what are you doing here? Babysitting. Where's my mothe...
Alan: Rose, what are you doing here?
Rose: Babysitting.
Alan: Where's my mother?
Jake: She left.
Alan: Why?
Jake: I don't know. We were watching SpongeBob SquarePants, and she stood up and said life was too short
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- Characters:
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Rose
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11: "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes, Rose Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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