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Sundays 8:00 PM on Paramount1883 Season 1 Episode 7: "Lightning Yellow Hair" Quotes
Elsa: Commanches can charge a tax?
Colton: It's their land, they can do whatever they want.
Wade: Only people that think this is America still live in Washington.
Josef: What is this fuck?
Cook: What did you just call me?
Josef: What is this fuck?
Shea: He don't know what that word means. Neither does he [pointing at John]. And he's about to ask her, then Lord help ya. So maybe don't use it, huh?
Cook: It's a hard one to shake, Shea.
Shea: Well, start shakin'.
John: What does fuck mean, mama?
Margaret: It means a spankin' and a good one if you say it again.
John: Is he gettin' a spankin'?
James: Some form of one's probably headed his way son.
Cook: Half a steak for him? [Margaret slaps him] OK, whole steak.
Margaret: Use that word in front of my son again, I'm gonna stab you with this fuckin' fork.
Take them to Colorado. Leave them there. Better for them.
Sam
Colton: This has been a fun first week.
Wade: This deal ain't dull.
Colton: Got chased by a tornado and lost a girl to an injun at the same time.
Wade: Ya gotta have it to lose it, partner.
Colton: I admit, I might have overestimated my appeal. [they laugh]
Everything you see and everything you saw yesterday is my home! You're always welcome in it, Lightning with the Yellow Hair!
Sam
Shea: Any chance you saw those cattle?
Cook: Yeah, I saw 'em about a, about a mile back. Six of your boys was gatherin' 'em up.
Shea: We don't have six boys.
Shea: Cattle thieves gathered the herd.
James: Where?
Shea: Couple miles north.
James: How many?
Shea: Six.
Wade: Well, let's go get 'em.
Thomas: They could hold the cattle up. Double back and go after the pioneers next.
Colton: Just have 'em circle the wagons.
Shea: We don't have wagons to circle anymore.
James: You, me, and Thomas go for the herd. The rest will stay with the wagons.
Elsa: I'm goin' with you.
James: Young lady, you have been in your last gunfight.
Elsa: You just said is as likely they double back as move on. Then the gunfight's back there and you're here. If there's gonna be a gunfight, I wanna be with you.
James: Can I get some help here?
Shea: Sorry to say, it sounds like she's winnin' this argument.
James: When we find 'em, you sit still till we're done with 'em. Understand? [she nods, and James gives her a pistol]
Colton [to Wade]: This is the strangest outfit I've ever worked for.
Colton: Welp, I see where the girl gets it.
Wade: Apple don't fall far.
John: You wanna hunt for grasshoppers?
