30 Rock Season 4 Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse" Quotes
This isn't the auto industry, Pete. The auto industry was run by a bunch of out of touch white guys selling consumers a product they didn't want. We're GE dammit, and we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave.
Jack
After the election, I could have had an ambassadorship to any country I wanted, even the gayest country. Ireland.
Devon
I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE, and since American Idol's not on 'til January that left the United States government.
Devon
As mom used to say, you can't eat love.
Kenneth
I have a betting system based on horse penis size.
Jack
A book hasn't caused this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
Tracy
Yeah, also my girlfriend is mad... in Canada!
Lutz
I don't know if you saw the crawl on the TV Guide Channel, but I've agreed to star in a sexy supernatural thriller, in the vein of Twilight and True Blood.
Jenna
This is actually a werewolf picture that for tax purposes is shooting in Iceland.
Jenna
[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
Jack
Your President, who by the way is Kenyan and smokes cigarettes, has created an industry task force for microwaves and small appliances.
Jack
[blurb for Liz's book] Lemon numbers among my employees.
Jack
