Liz: You are not the center of the universe, Jenna.
Jenna: I am too. I'm the moon.

Colleen: My father did not kill dozens of Germans so that his daughter could die in a van.
Jack: But he wasn't even in the war.

I didn't trust that scout master. He was always wearing shorts.

Colleen

Liz: Listen Jenna, I didn't mean to steal your thunder.
Jenna: My whole life is thunder.

As long as she's in New York, I'm doing absolutely nothing. I got the idea from watching your President Obama the last four years.

Jack

The woman's constant disapproval of me will keep her alive...forever.

Jack

Oh my goodness, the ceremony will be broadcast on Lifetime, oh dot com, backslash garbage file?

Liz

Liz: I'm 42, Cerie.
Cerie: I don't know what that is.

Tehnically I am an A-Lister now, because I was on A List to date Tom Cruise.

Jenna

What the H-E-double vibrators is that thing on your left hand?

Jenna

30 Rock Season 7 Episode 8 Quotes

Tehnically I am an A-Lister now, because I was on A List to date Tom Cruise.

Jenna

What the H-E-double vibrators is that thing on your left hand?

Jenna