Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...


I know love at first sight when I see it. I saw it when I met Angie, and I saw it the first time Dotcom laid eyes on Grizz's fiancee.


Nice ... you mean like stew?


Please don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics who only goes to church every Sunday.


[to Jack] Is this like a Sixth Sense thing? Would you like a place setting for your friend?


Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird.
Drew: Hello, regular person Lemon.

Elisa: We are us. Let a McFlurry be what it is: the world's best dessert.

I wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for the mouth in my back.


I don't know, you ever put a donut in the microwave?


Thanks, I found it at Dunkin' ... wait a minute.


Yeah, you still have that rotting pumpkin in the corner, so I have a feeling you don't have a great instinct for what month it is.


I feel all car sick inside.


30 Rock Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.

How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!