Dealbreaker, the book for you, man no good, by Lesbian Flower Sour Fruit. [Chinese translation of Dealbreakers cover]

Who said I've been alive forever?


[on her dinner plans] I do! I bought an Activia microwaveable panini!


I've worked here for three years. I gave you that car I won?


Lemon has a decision to make. She can either be crushed by me, or she can suck in her stomach and crawl back through the tiny hole I've left for her in the proverbial door.


Miss Maroney, your Mexican diet pills came. Should I start taking them to test their side effects?


Last week I was just this street performer getting 50 bucks a day and getting memory loss from all the silver paint fumes, and now I'm... um ...


He knows you're special, like a black stripper with blue eyes.


Jack: Two questions: must I live by Superman's moral code and will the woman get older?

[to Jack] Spit take. Are you serious?


Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World.


I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.


30 Rock Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Tracy: And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.

[on Danny] He looks like all the guys in my magazines!