Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?

Jenna

While you were talking, I put a thumb tack in my neck. Makes me feel something.

Pete

Mothers. You can't kill them...

Jack

Can I just tell you that I'm genuinely having fun right now?

Jenna

Oh, I'm not offering. I'm just taking a survey to guage general interest.

Tracy

To her I'm just a gorgeous, naturally blonde ATM.

Jenna

Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.

Frank

I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.

Frank

I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.

Frank

Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.

Frank

Hi, I was told I'd get paid if I came here and danced while the Atlanta Hawks ate dinner.

Jenna

[to Jack] Wear something nice. Like a pair of white jeans and a Dan Marino jersey.

30 Rock Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

You just enjoy your coffee, sir, while I tell you a funny story about my neighbor's cat. His name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson.

Kenneth

It was perfect. Like a John Mayer song.

Jenna