30 Rock Quotes
I'm too good for this crap, like when I sang at that children's hospital.
Jenna
I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper.
Tracy
Never talk about a Black woman's leg size, not on babies, not on the Williams sisters, not on a mannequin at Avenue.
D'Fwan
We're higher up here, so the sun's electricity is stronger.
Gus
Jack: Jenna, this is for family only.
Jenna: Now you sound like the cops outside Jackie O's funeral.
Honey you have a dynamite shape, but you're gonna have to shut up and let a man tell us what's happening.
Jon Hamm (as Chuck)
Recent studies have shown that while pregnancy is disgusting, babies do not need tar or nicotine.
Dr. Spaceman
I's done stoled this catfish!
Jon Hamm (as Abner)
Jon Hamm (as Abner): Here I is Alfie.
Tracy (as Alfie): Oh hell no, I ain't doin' this.
We've got a great show. At least that's what the Jews I pay tell me.
Jack (as Tony)
I may have a dress, and a wig, and a gynecologist, but I am the man.
Paul
Nine out of 10 doctors said "Who is this? Why are you calling so late?" but the 10th guy was into it.
Dr. Spaceman
