30 Rock Season 2 Quotes
I can't support that. Dam is a swear word. I'd support it if instead of dam we called it a 'god finger'.Congressman
[water pours from ceiling]
Jack: The ceiling appears to be leaking.
Cooter: No, it's not. We looked into it and it's not.
Liz: I wolfed my Teamster sub for you!
Floyd: Wait, no, is that a saying?
I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue, but apparently that's some signal in Chelsea.Jack
Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.Liz
More business juice, please.Liz
If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.Liz
I can't talk now, I have to get my wallet out of the toaster.Tracy
Jack: Deborah is testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese.
Jack: The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class, held in the boiler room. My only other classmate was named Gilly. He'd fallen though the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes. They taught us to sweep sawdust so we could find work at a mill. Of course I overcame the stutter in three languages. On to Princeton, Harvard, the top of the business world. I thought I blocked this out, but a thing like this brings back emotions.
Liz: I'm so sorry.
Jack: I feel like I'm back in that boiler room; making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner...
[on coffee] I love how it makes me feel. It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!Kenneth
I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the Devil's temperature!Kenneth