30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
[to Jack] Spit take. Are you serious?
Liz
Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World.
Tracy
I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
Kenneth
My book is number 15 on the non-fiction bestseller list, behind The Founding Fathers Diet.
Liz
[to Liz] Oh, he called about your lunch but I told him you had already eaten a weird panini.
Cerie
Liz: Do I look OK?
Cerie: That's exactly how you look.
Who cares if Kenneth is bitter? He's an underhuman.
Jenna
Then who's going to host Top Chef? Aww, Jack you're ruining my life!
Liz
I didn't get a bathroom door that looks like a wall by being bad at business.
Jack
That was aboot the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Tracy
[on Liz] Regular six, drunk seven.
Agent
Tracy: And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.