30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
Jack: I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care. Love. Live.
[on conference call] You think I didn't hear that? I can hear your hair growing on that thing.
Jack
I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive with the General Electric corporation.
Jack
That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.
Jack
I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.
Jack
I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
Jack
For my first character, I'd like to do a janitor who has finally had enough and stabs everyone.
Janitor
Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.
The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.
Kenneth
Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.
Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass.
Kenneth
When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.
Kenneth
