30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
Jack
I met JJ Abrams once, and I don't know what this means, but he said that the island was just Hurley's dream.
Jenna
Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
Jack
Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.
Tracy
And no making fun of me for using outdated pop culture references. Are we cowabunga on this?
Jenna
Oh, don't look at me like I'm a football game.
Jenna
That's three! Tell my wife I went to Philadelphia on business!
Tracy
The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes.
Jack
[on Manhattan] Down here we call it Sexcriminalboat.
Travis
This isn't the auto industry, Pete. The auto industry was run by a bunch of out of touch white guys selling consumers a product they didn't want. We're GE dammit, and we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave.
Jack
After the election, I could have had an ambassadorship to any country I wanted, even the gayest country. Ireland.
Devon
