30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE, and since American Idol's not on 'til January that left the United States government.
Devon
As mom used to say, you can't eat love.
Kenneth
I have a betting system based on horse penis size.
Jack
A book hasn't caused this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
Tracy
Yeah, also my girlfriend is mad... in Canada!
Lutz
I don't know if you saw the crawl on the TV Guide Channel, but I've agreed to star in a sexy supernatural thriller, in the vein of Twilight and True Blood.
Jenna
This is actually a werewolf picture that for tax purposes is shooting in Iceland.
Jenna
[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
Jack
Your President, who by the way is Kenyan and smokes cigarettes, has created an industry task force for microwaves and small appliances.
Jack
[blurb for Liz's book] Lemon numbers among my employees.
Jack
[to Don] Well, I'll only be in D.C. for the day but if I find time I'll be sure to go see Fonzie's jacket. You sit on it as well.
Jack
Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.
