I'm real. You're real. We can be real together.

Athena [to Bobby]

Did these beauty queens shrink or are we suddenly giants?

Buck

Buck: You have helped me beat traffic in this city more times than you will ever know.
Taylor: You might want to uber tomorrow.

Taylor: Captain, we'd love to get some words from you.
Bobby: Okay, here's a few: Stop pointing that camera at people who are in distress. The people we serve have to feel like they can trust us and can be honest with us, otherwise, mistakes get made.

Athena: Big Brother is definitely watching.
Bobby: No, I'm more worried about Little Sister.

Eva: You saved me, Hen.
Hen: I save awful people every day. It's my job

This isn't over, Maddie! Mark my words. Snitches get stitches.

Gloria

Maddie: Part of me is impressed. It's the longest relationship my little brothers ever had.
Athena: Oh and the other part?
Maddie: Can't help but notice she hasn't been here for most of it.

Your brothers boss is my boo.

Athena [to Maddie]

Gloria, I think you've earned yourself an extra muffin.

Gloria

Gloria: Bad call.
Maddie: Bad day. It's like the whole city is in a mood.
Gloria: That's every day, honey.

Buck: You think it's weird I still live in Abby's place?
Bobby: Yes.
Buck: Me too. Don't tell anyone.

9-1-1 Season 2 Quotes

Maddie: But you're still together?
Buck: Yeah. I mean, I mean she said I should, you know, do whatever I wanted while she was away. But what I want is for her to come back. I like the me that I am with her.

Chimney: Okay. That is a beautiful man.
Hen: Where is the lie? And I like girls.