Abby: I must be crazy to be leaving you behind.
Buck: You're not leaving anything behind. You're moving toward something. And I'm going to be right here when you come back, okay?

Buck: Well, it's tragic.
Chimney: Let's not forget this was an online predator.
Buck: Was he though? It's not like he was tricking women into hooking up. He never went out.
Chimney: If he could even get out. Why are you defending him?

Bobby: Whenever I walk into a new place, the first thing I do is look around for something I can use as a splint.
Athena: I check to see if anyone's carrying a gun.

Bobby: I'm sorry, that was unprofessional.
Athena: No one bats a thousand. Not with the things we got to see every day.

Psychic: Would you like a quick reading from me?
Hen: I'd like for you to keep breathing into this bag and mind your own business.
Psychic: I knew she was going to say that.

I feel like anyone else, most people, if they were dealing with the stuff you have to deal with every single day, they would see it as a cage. But you don't. You find a way to break free. You find a way to be yourself. You find...life. And if the price I have to pay for being close to a woman like you is, yeah, whatever, a couple of canceled dates, then you know what? That is one heck of a good deal. I am in. I'm not going anywhere.

Buck

Buck: I'm super into her. You know, she's really smart, and when she makes fun of me, it doesn't make me feel bad. She has her own money. The sex is...insane.
Bobby: Oh here I thought she just had great hair.

Abby: [sees hot air balloon] Whoa, are you kidding me?
Buck: Ever been up in one?
Abby: Uh, no, but I've answered a few calls from ones that have crashed. [Buck turns away] I'm just kidding.

Athena: Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you under arrest.
Aaron: On what charges?
Athena: Being so damn fine.

You put our family at risk. I don't know what it is that you went there looking for, but I hope you got it. And I hope it was worth it.

Karen

Hen: You know what karma is.
Athena: A bitch.
Hen: No. She's a wild animal, and she won't be caged.

Well dude, I guess you're gonna have to get over your fear of needles, huh?

Chimney

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Athena: Hey, you do not get to choose who lives and who dies.
Buck: Really, because I was under the impression that kind of was my job.

Come on, Bobby, see the fire, put out the fire, the rest is blah-blah.

Buck