90210 Season 1 Quotes
Maybe I will sell some of Charles' art. There is a Damian Hurst that I couldn't wait to get out of my bathroom.
Tracy
Harry: (talking about Tracy) Thank you for not stabbing her to death with a pencil.
Debbie: If you had scissors on your desk, it would be a different story.
Dixon: Want to get some lunch?
Silver: Yes. But first I'm just finishing up a piece on my creepy custodian guy. You know, the one with the lazy eye? I'm fairly certain he was checking out my ass this morning. But then again, maybe he was just tired.
Dixon: Christina came along and she exposed me to some really amazing things. But, I know you hate her.
Silver: Okay, well hate is a very strong word. Loathe and detest, maybe.
Silver: I need you to do one thing for me.
Dixon: I know. I'll never lie to you again.
Silver: No, not that. Introduce me to Denzel!
Tabitha: Now I have to reconfigure all my maths. Dixon, if I want to be... 54, how old do I have to say I was when I had your father now that he has a 25-year-old son he conceived when he was 18?
Dixon: Eleven.
Tabitha: Hum... that's a little unseemly.
Girlfriends are like plants. Yes and guys are like cut flowers. You know. Sure they're pretty and they small nice most of the time. But they don't last. Yes and a plant or a friend, if you nurture it and take care of it, it grows and it lasts a long long time. Does this make sense? Is this helping at all?
Kelly
Fortunately for you, I speak fluent Sidekick.
Naomi
Annie: [Is this skirt] too short?
Silver: Let's just say you're gonna need two hairdos for that outfit.
Enjoy my sloppy seconds!
Naomi [to Annie, about Ethan]
Annie, do not engage the scary blonde chick.
Silver
Annie is a whore who went out with my boyfriend when I asked her not to.
Naomi
