Andrew: The point is we need to be there for our friends.
Zelda: I couldn't agree more. FYI: Stu is gone.

Give us the details. Unless you're uncomfortable with me being here, in which, I'll get the details from Zelda later.

Andrew

Did you hear her using Cockney slang last night? She's been trying to supress that for years. It only comes out when she's at rock bottom.

Zelda

Zelda: Your butt looks good in those pants.
Andrew: Thank you for your feedback.

What? I'm like McGyver

Stu

Stephie: This is weird.
Stu: Yeah. I feel the sexual tension too, but this is not the time.

Narrator: It was 4 days before Christmas, and Andrew and Zelda were engaging in an old holiday tradition: Pretending they were happy when they weren't.

Stephie: Stu, I blocked your number.
Stu: I know, I have a burner phone.

Andrew: Can we just put a pin in Shelby [Andrew's turtle] for a second?
Stu: I did, but she was unresponsive.

I mean [Michael Buble's] voice, it's like a friend is hugging your ears.

Andrew

Holy Shalom is a word for peace.

Stu

Maybe it's the whole Santa vibe that you are throwing down right now, but I fell I can open up to you.

Zelda

A to Z Quotes

You can try a child as an adult, but not the other way around....No. It does not matter if the crime is adorable.

Zelda

The idea is to keep them paying the monthly fee. They won't do that if they get married

Lydia