Kai: Say something funny.
Alex: I'm happy to see you.
Kai: And he's back.

Max: I hear [Catherine] is a real ball-buster.
Alex: She has her charms.

Dammit, man. It's an earbud, not a microphone.

Alex [to Kai]

Next time we meet, I would like to see that you've used your journal in a more articulate fashion.

Doctor [to Alex]

I think this guy was at the wrong place at the wrong time. We just have to find out where that place was.

Alex

Kai: You can tell all that from looking at a photo of a wound?
Alex: You can't?

Cory: Then you get water on Thursday.
Alex: What am I supposed to do until then?
Cory: Smell real bad.

What are you doing? You frighten the guests. You look like rabid dog.

Cory [to Alex]

I really am sorry for all this. But apparently you're a man who can't be bought.

Von Bueron [to Cordero]

Almost Paradise Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

What are you doing? You frighten the guests. You look like rabid dog.

Cory [to Alex]

I really am sorry for all this. But apparently you're a man who can't be bought.

Von Bueron [to Cordero]