August: I think I would have been better off dying.
Alex: Then I apologize for saving your life.

Alex: How do you feel?
August: Like I hit rock bottom. And let me tell you it's dark and lonely here.

When [August] wakes up, tell him to stop living like a rock star or he's going to die like one.

Dr. Patel

Ike: What do you think [referring to his cowboy boots]?
Kai: They're ... different.
Ernesto: In a good way. A good different

Alex: I'm just doing my job.
August: Your job is to keep me from being kidnapped, not to be my nursemaid.

Kai: Is he smiling?
Ernesto: Definitely a smile. Teeth and everything.

Alex: Well, I'm more of a solo act.
Kai: What a surprise.

Kai [to Alex]; Are we interrupting band practice?

Ike: We brought you here for your own safety.
August: Hell, the only one that needs protection is the kid that ran off with my damn hat.

August, what have you done this time?

Shelton [to August]

Almost Paradise Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Ike: We brought you here for your own safety.
August: Hell, the only one that needs protection is the kid that ran off with my damn hat.

August, what have you done this time?

Shelton [to August]