Almost Paradise
Mondays 10:00 PM on WGN AmericaAlmost Paradise Season 1 Episode 1: "Finding Mabuhay" Quotes
Mendoza: You're not going to screw this up and have one of your episodes, are you?
Alex: Your faith in me is overwhelming.
[Drug agents] are soldiers in a fog of war. And in war, the only thing that is ever clear is who's alive and who's dead.
Gentlemen, I am your free pass to the American market.
Alex
Alex: What's up with Silent Bob here? Does he ever talk?
Ernesto: When I have something to say.
Oh, and by the way, I'm always paying attention.
Alex [to Kai]
Ike: What kind of monster do you think I am?
Alex: How many kinds have you got?
Dude, are you kidding me? I just got the trim right.
Alex
It's a hypertension journal. Lots to log.
Alex [to Kai]
I was really starting to like this place.
Alex
You fix no problem. This shop give you money, lots of money.
Cory [to Alex]
No stress, no drama. Just peace and quiet.
Alex [to Doctor]
Doctor: If you don't take them, with your level of hypertension, your heart will become enlarged.
Alex: I know. Ticking time bomb.
Doctor: No. There's no ticking. Just "boom." Heart failure. And trust me that's worse than penis failure.
Alex: That's your opinion.
