Lockhart: There is no trying, only doing.
Alex: Yoda? Really? That's what you're going with?

Ike: You're good with that [gun].
Sampaguita: I learned how to be a nurse in the Army.

It's time to nut up, Lockhart.

Kai [to Lockhart]

We're going to need a bigger plan.

Alex

Berto: Walker's here. He took them out.
Ike: Of course he is.

Lockhart: We are quickly running out of time.
Kai: Thank you, Assistant Director of the Obvious.

Berto: The gift-shop man is here.
Ernesto [smiling]: I was hoping he'd show up.

There are a lot of people in this world who take. Maybe we need more who are willing to give.

Sampaguita [to Ernesto]

Kai: They could still decide to kill us.
Lockhart: At this point, that may be preferable.

Sampaguita: She's been trying to marry me off since I was 16.
Ernesto: I'm glad she failed so far.

Alex: You don't know the first thing about being on the ground. Sometimes following protocol will get you killed.
Clint: And sometimes not following protocol gets your prisoner released.

You paid on time. Who are you and what did you do to the real Alex?

Cory [to Alex]

Almost Paradise Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

You paid on time. Who are you and what did you do to the real Alex?

Cory [to Alex]

El Diablo: When I get free, you're a dead man.
Alex: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that line.