Christina: And you did this chopping carrots?
Garrett: Mhm.
Christina: Maybe get the bag of baby carrots next time.

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I love you, Alie, but I'm done being your lackey. Consider this my officially tendered resignation.

Tom

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Brady: Oh, no, I said "dang," not "Dana."
Dana: Oh. My name's only one letter away.
Brady: Yeah.
Dana: Know what else? It's also only one letter away from DNA. Heh. This job is my destiny.
Brady: Cool.

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• Added: July 07, 2016

Sophie: I get you. Wanna stay for a late night snack?
Cam: What if I just stayed?

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• Added: July 07, 2016

My son just got fired by his therapist.

Cam

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Therapist: Cam? You're shaking.
Teen Cam: I wanna talk about the body.

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• Added: July 07, 2016

I don't talk to inanimate objects.

Jack

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• Added: July 07, 2016