Smurf: Have a nice day, baby.
J: Thanks.

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I never knew haircuts were heredity.

Smurf

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Billy: Nobody hates you more than those boys.
Smurf: Really?

• Permalink: Nobody hates you more than those boys.
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Billy: You think it's right that I have to wait for my cut on the job.
Craig: It's not my call.
Billy: Of course it's not your call. They keep you on a tight leash. You're like the family pet.
Craig: You're a dick, Billy.
Billy: Every family's got one.
Craig: The hell you talking about, man?
Billy: A floater. The turd that just won't flush.

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With him, I didn't have to be a Cody. I could just be a guy who owns a bar.

Deran

• Permalink: With him, I didn't have to be a Cody. I could just be a guy who owns a bar.
• Added: July 31, 2018

Frankie: He doesn't mean to be a dick.
Craig: Yeah he does. That's his thing.

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You stop sucking on her tit, your balls might drop.

Billy

• Permalink: You stop sucking on her tit, your balls might drop.
• Added: July 31, 2018

Some people just aren't meant to be parents.

Smurf

• Permalink: Some people just aren't meant to be parents.
• Added: July 31, 2018