I should've locked you in the closet for three weeks.

Billy

Are you Smurf? Welcome home.

Frankie

Craig: You've been acting weird all day.
Pope: That's just my personality, bro.

Baz is family.

Craig

Billy: Smurf? You out?
Smurf: Surprise.

We just robbed a plane.

Craig

Billy: So let me ask you this? Do you think you could ever call me dad?
Deran: No.

Craig, take me to see my son tomorrow. I want to see Baz.

Smurf

Craig: We're moving pretty fast for something this complicated. Deran's smart and all, but he isn't fast.
Pope: We'll be fine as long as he doesn't let Billy get into his head.
Craig: He's a dope fiend. He's not exactly Osama bin Laden.

Smurf: When I tell you to do something, I'm not asking.
J: I'm the only reason that black eye isn't an everyday occurrence.
Smurf: Watch yourself.
J: I'm the only one that visits you. The only one that gives a shit you're in here. If I stop coming, you're going to die in here.

Good sex is spiritual...psychological.

Frankie

What other people think of me is none of my business.

Frankie

Animal Kingdom Season 3 Quotes

Nachos? Jesus Christ. Does anybody look hungry? Nobody is hungry! Sit your ass down!

Pope [to Nicky]

Being a grandmother is the reward they give you for raising those bitches.

Smurf