Lana: I'm going upstate for seer school
Cheryl: So take her with you!
Lana: To SURVIVAL school
Cherl: Big whoop. Hang her in a bear bag

• Permalink: To Survival School
• Added: January 30, 2015

You're kidding. How either in this universe or either of its infinite parallels could I possibly embarrass you?

Archer

• Permalink: How either in this universe or either of its infinite parallels
• Added: January 30, 2015

Archer: Who the shit is that? (after hearing a knock on the door)
Barry: Is it Barry? Does that mean Barry possibly literally froze his nuts off in the wheel well of a 747 so he can murder the shit-eating Archer?.....Yes it does other Barry. Oh yes

• Permalink: Is it Barry? Does that mean Barry possibly literally froze his nuts off in the wheel well of...
• Added: January 30, 2015

Krieger: That's what they said about Tesla's deathray! So this favor. Lana...wait Lana, what's this favor?!
Lana: (as she's running away) Just promise to use your powers for good.
Krieger: Hahahah, no

• Permalink: Hahahah, no
• Added: January 30, 2015

Look, I know you're bitter cause you people can't get married or whatever but All You Can Eat Prime Ribs!

• Permalink: Look, I know you're bitter cause you people can't get married or whatever but All You Can Eat...
• Added: January 30, 2015

Barry: Said the dumbwaiter. Get it Archer? As in you're dumb and you dress like a waiter?
Pam: Told ya!
Archer: Goddamnit Pam! This is exactly what a man should wear to a (wedding)

• Permalink: Said the dumbwaiter
• Added: January 30, 2015

Pam: I don't want a show up with a black eye.
Archer: Not a real diverse crowd?
Pam: Eye, idiot! Eye! Although no, not a lot of black guys in rural Wisconsin, and I don't want to sound racist but...
Archer: Power through it

• Permalink: Although no, not a lot of black guys in rural Wisconsin
• Added: January 30, 2015