Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 5 Quotes
People who like you because you have cocaine aren't people you want as friends, Pam! And not to sound elitist, but neither are people who need a roll of quarters to take a shower!
We're talking about Texas. Somebody somewhere wants enough cocaine to forget they live there.
That's gotta be a real knee to the old emotional nut sack.
Pam
Ray: This quit being funny two hours ago!
Krieger: It's not supposed to be funny.
Malory: If we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions.
Lana: Are you ever?
We're going eastbound and down!
Airplane air is so dry, plus you're breathing in God knows what those tuberculars in coach are...excuse me!?
Malory
If you'll excuse me, I have to remove my underwear with a blow torch.
Ray
Lana: Cheryl?
Cheryl: Nah, Cheryl's gone. I'm Cherlene now. And if somebody don't fry me 6 goddamn eggs and some Carolina fries I would personally be shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, if by morning this place ain't burned to the ground.
I'll be watching you like a hawk. That's been bred with an eagle...to produce some kind of eagle-eyed superhawk...with a badge.
Hawley
Hawley: What do you people think the letters FBI stands for?
Archer: I bought a T-Shirt once that said "Female Body Inspector.
You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the ass and held on, would ya!
Ron
