Katya: They're jingling, baby.
Archer: Huh! I didn't know you were a fan of early crossover mainstream hip-hop!

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Keep it up, Stumplestiltskin!

Pam

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Kreiger: What is wrong with you people?
Pam: Ray's missing a hand!

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Mallory: You do realize this is a CIA agency?
Cyril: Ostensibly.

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• Added: March 13, 2015

If I wanted to hear you people scream, I'd have you flown to a CIA black site in Morocco and listen to your torture session on speakerphone!

Malory

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• Added: March 13, 2015

I wouldn't even pay $2000 to get myself laid.

Ray

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• Added: March 13, 2015

The child is sent to Bhutan, where for the next 20 years she's raised and trained as an assassin with Ra's al Ghul before returning to destroy those who once betrayed her.

Carol

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Pam: No! The solution to every problem isn't throwing freakin' acid on it.
Krieger: Unless the problem is a solution with an overly alkaline pH balance.

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Pam: Cyril, you can lie to yourself...
Ray: Obviously, look at your sweater.

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• Added: March 13, 2015

I know you better sit your ass down before I jam an Easy Spirit up it.

Pam

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Just the Tip!

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Pam: But wait, why are you telling me about your plan not to make Lana jealous.
Archer: Because I- oh my god, Pam, I think you might be my best friend
Pam: You're my best friend! (hugs him)
Archer: But what about Cheryl?
Pam: You're my second best friend!

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• Added: March 06, 2015